Coming out in theaters in 2019, depending on good behavior.

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After grabbing his second goal of the match against Schalke 04, Arjen Robben celebrated bro-style, naturally. With his old man looks, it was as awkwardly and hilariously awesome as you can imagine.

Move over boys, you ain't got nothing on Bayern Munich Frauen's Eunice Beckmann

David Alaba. Creepy stalker. Short people. 'Nuff said.

Courtesy of KICKTV, Klopp-tarts!

Source (reddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k5ho6/saw_the_premier_league_player_map_and_decided_to/

Saw this on Twitter and laughed. Hope y'all enjoy it as well.

Found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1fpjd9/201213_season_end_top_four_leagues_at_a_glance/

Here's a little image I whipped up to use as a Facebook cover photo