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Manuel Neuer is a god and you should kneel before him

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No one is better then Neuer. He is the best goalkeeper in the world.

Manuel Neuer: Shaquille O'Neal understudy

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Manuel Neuer with the mad aerial alley-oop style skills.

Throwback Thursday: When Bayern Munich won the Bundesliga in record time

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366 days ago, Bayern Munich trumped their record set in the 2012/2013 season by winning the Bundesliga trophy in late March against Hertha BSC.

Throwback Thursday: Philipp Lahm, child prodigy

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Philipp Lahm recently returned from injury and is the highlight of this week's Throwback Thursday.

Can you tell me how to get to Robben street?

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Robben Street is real and it exists and Arjen Robben takes it with the same level of care as a Lamborghini on the Autobahn.

Xabi Alonso steams into Ana Ivanovic's party as a railroad tycoon

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While Javi Martinez may have been the always excellent Sheriff Woody from Toy Story, and Robert Lewandowski and Mario Götze showed up as highway robbers, it was Xabi Alonso who stole the show as a something straight out of the Wild West villain archives. From hat to beard to coat, the former Spanish international was easily a man up for the party.

Bayern Munich's new away kit

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The white away kit motif continues next season with the three colored sections of this year's kit compressed into a single section with the logo.

Stuttgart fan: "Can I play? I'm no worse than Ibisevic."

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At least one Stuttgart fan is coming up with new ways to help his team. Put him in, coach!

Pep Guardiola does not like disallowed goals, Mr. Assistant Referee

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Pep Guardiola got so upset that Robert Lewandowski's goal was disallowed he ran to the touchline and got in the AR's face. We're amazed he wasn't sent off.