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Introducing the Computer Generated Bundesliga

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Daily Schmankerl: Chelsea’s 3 players to offer Bayern Munich for Robert Lewandowski; FC Barcelona eyeing Renato Sanches; Chelsea looking to sell Timo Werner; Tottenham Hotspur interested in Matthew Hoppe; and MORE!

That’s a good one, eh? I’m not sure Bayern Munich would accept all three players for Robert Lewandowski, let along one.

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Sandro Wagner now coaching youth strikers for the DFB, comments on Germany’s striker situation

Wagner is now a striker’s coach for the German youth national teams.

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Computer Generated Bundesliga

Daily Schmankerl: Xavi wants Gnabry at Barca, Rummenigge calls for finishing the season — even in September

Xavi Hernandez is plotting his return to FC Barcelona and would love to make a few signings to smooth his transition — like Serge Gnabry.

Bayern Munich’s defense vs. Paderborn troubling with Champions League on horizon

Bayern Munich’s Hansi Flick has a lot to sort out in his defense before his side faces Chelsea in London.

FC Kale: ships, sprouts, and the collapse of a leafy green empire

Die Sprouts have had a steady record of dominance in the computer generated Bundesliga, despite hard times in the past. Read about their glorious history.

The weird and wacky world of German soccer clubs below the Bundesliga

Soccer is massive in Germany. In many ways, the teams from its local leagues are a reflection of the country itself. And in other ways, their names are just plain funny.

Daily Schmankerl: Thanksgiving Edition

We are thankful for a lot of things here and a quick few are listed below!

SV Suxdorf: the Computer Generated Bundesliga’s “broken clock”

"Die Suxxors" have been a bottom-feeding Bundesliga staple since the sixties. Come read about the stunningly unlikely victories of the green-and-white team with the puce trim.

Zerhacke das Holz: The Black Forest’s Wacker 09

If you are looking for a hard-partying raucous bunch, Wacker 09 and its Lumberjacks are the squad for you!

‘Eine Liebe’ from East Germany: introducing FC Budz

FC Budz is the current titan of the Computer Generated Bundesliga, but it took the eccentric club of vegetarians and Rastafari almost sixty years to rise to the top.