In all, Kane is spending somewhere in the neighborhood of £10,000 a night as he house hunts. While the search for a permanent residence is rumored to be over or at least close to final, Kane tallied up a hefty bill — even for a multi-millionaire, superstar athlete.
Times are tough these days and even those kind of folks might need a side hustle. Rather than hopping in his club-provided Audi to do some Uber Eats work, Kane might have opted for another gig — master criminal!
#APPEAL - Robbery— Richmond Police (@MPSRichmond) November 18, 2023
On 26th October 2023 between 2000 - 2030hrs, a lone female was robbed in an alley off Twickenham Riverside.
We are asking for anyone who could identify the person from this EFIT image.
Please call us on 101 (ref 0711737/23) with any assistance. pic.twitter.com/wuihSCUkj9
(Shrieks! Clutches pearls!)
Kane, though, could find himself in some hot water because now authorities have a e-fit generated pic and could be lobbing some inquiries his way:
Run Harry run! Don’t let the coppers get you! You are chasing Robert Lewandowski’s record!
Truthfully, who among us has not had this fear?
I often wonder if there is some poor soul unfortunate enough to look like me who leads a life of crime...and what if he gets caught on camera? Would a manhunt ensue...for me?
Surely, Kane has more than enough money to fund his lavish lifestyle, but at least now we know what he does off the field aside of the occasional round of golf.