What happens in Lisbon... Lewandowski wakes up next to new love after Champions League triumph

What happens in Lisbon ... might not necessarily stay in Lisbon. In fact, it’s already touched down in Munich as I write.

Robert Lewandowski — Bayern Munich’s own introverted family man no less! — revealed a shocking affair on social media the morning after he clinched the club’s historic second treble in Lisbon, beating Paris Saint-Germain 1-0 in the Champions League final.

Who, you wonder, could seduce the Polish striker? You could say he had a fling with a curvy model — definitely grade-A trophy-wife material:

Hashtag aboutlastnight indeed... But what about the missus, you ask?! Skandal!

As it so happens, wife Anna Lewandowska seems not to mind. She shared her own overjoyed post this morning — wearing a “Stallion” baseball cap while out and about with the couple’s two daughters:

In all seriousness, congratulations to Robert Lewandowski on realizing his dream of winning the Champions League! We are so thrilled he did it with Bayern. If you look back at Bayern’s first Treble, Lewandowski was on the losing side, reduced to tears. Now, after disappointments and even doubts about his future at Bayern, the striker has pulled off his greatest season ever. I’m not sure anyone on the team savored this triumph more than the now 32-year-old Bayern legend.

UPDATE! Home to a hero’s welcome

All’s well that ends well!