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Daily Schmankerl: “Blood must flow” as Kepa concedes thrice, Neuer tries water-polo, Haaland thrown out of club

Some observers watching Chelsea think Robert Lewandowski, Serge Gnabry, and Thomas Müller are already licking their chops.

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Happy Sunday, BFW community!

...there’s not a lot going on in the public world of Bayern Munich right now. The team is on vacation before they head back to Munich to prepare for the Champions League.

Blood must flow

But we’re all still here... waiting. Anyway, perhaps your watching The Best League in the World™ while the Most Expensive Goalkeeper in the World goes for the Golden Boot (to the rear).

I don’t even know what is going on here, or what film this is from, but this clip a Nigerian journalist with Busy Buddies posted while watching Sheffield United put three past Kepa is magical:

Manuel Neuer switches to water polo!

Goalkeeper training a little bit differently! Manuel Neuer is vacationing on the Croatian island of Sipan and let himself be tested by water-polo pro Niksa Dobud. He thought: “I know that he’s one of the best soccer goalkeepers in the world, but I didn’t expect him to be so good at water polo”

Ax-wielding dad tells Haaland to come home after he’s kicked out of a club

A story in three acts. Erling Haaland posted this yesterday:

Erling Haaland that night:

“Erling Haaland go home.”

Daddy Haaland back home:

Blood must flow.

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