Daily Schmankerl: Bayern and Man U interested in Adama Traore, Real Madrid want Alphonso Davies, PSG want Aubameyang, and more!

Bayern Munich, Manchester United, Manchester City and Liverpool all interested in signing Adama Traore (le10sport)

Adama Traore has lit up the English Premier League this season - with his electrifying pace, dribbling ability and matured end-product causing opposition players all kinds of nightmares. Therefore, the Spaniard has been linked away from his current club Wolves, to teams like Bayern Munich and Manchester United — teams in the upper-echelon’s of European football. If Adama were to be signed, he would likely command a fee upwards of €75M.

Real Madrid want Alphonso Davies to replace Marcelo (Don Balol)

Oh mighty Don, what would we do without you? The Don alleges that Real Madrid want Alphonso Davies to be their next galactico superstar. The teenage (!) left-back has shocked the world this season, displaying countless incredible performances, the likes of which are only expected by seasoned veterans. As a result, I would wager he’d cost a fair few pennies to be pried away from Munich. However, as the Don is reporting this, interest from Madrid is truly concrete and there is unfortunately a strong likelihood that Davies will end up at the Santiago Bernabau in the near future...

Swiss prosecutor involved in the FIFA corruption scandal facing impeachment (Al Jazeera)

Attorney General Micheal Lauber is facing removal from office associated with his probe on the FIFA corruption scandal. This is due to “suspicion of serious breach of duty” from Lauber. Impeachment proceedings have already begun, with the committee chairman stating that “The judicial committee opens an impeachment hearing when there is reasonable suspicion the accused willfully or with gross negligence seriously violated his official duties”. The FIFA corruption situation just keeps getting worse.

House tour on Alphonso Davies’ youtube channel

Check out Davies’ channel, where he has recently started uploading again!

Average playing time in each game of the Bundesliga up (Ralph Honigstein)

Very interestingly, in every Bundesliga game from the past match day, the net playing time was significantly higher than usual — that is, there were fewer stoppages and interruptions in play. This suggests that many of the interruptions that happen (e.g fouls, time spent getting balls back in play etc...) are connected to the presence of the crowd.

PSG want to sign Aubameyang (le10sport)

PSG are apparently looking for a permanent-signing striker to replace the on-loan Maruo Icardi and veteran striker Edison Cavani. The forward they are most interested in signing appears to be Arsenal’s Aubameyang - with the 30 year old striker still at the top of his game in the EPL.

Konrad Laimer analysed (Raumdeuteur25)

Read this article here, showing how RB Leipzig’s Laimer would fit in at Bayern.

N’golo Kante and Ashley Young, suddenly have...HAIR?! (@nocontextfooty)

The two (formerly) bald players have suddenly and mysteriously got full heads of hair.