Bavarian Grass Works: tapping that grass

Among the many questions surrounding Bayern Munich during this pandemic, one important query had yet to be formally answered.

Until today.

If you spent long nights wondering how the treasured turf at the Allianz Arena was holding up as the quarantine carried on or if you longed to imagine yourself rolling around in the lush green surface, we’ve got just the grass erotica you ordered.

You can now rest assured that the fine state-of-the-art grass surface is doing just fine, and ready to play host to Thomas Muller, Robert Lewandowski, and the rest of the boys once more. The surface will be in tip-top condition in preparation for Bayern Munich’s “home re-opener” on May 23rd against Eintracht Frankfurt.

Before you scroll down to view the pics below, you may want to take a deep breathe and ready your cold shower just in case you get too excited (or just start thinking about something to throttle yourself down...you know, like the back of 1990’s-era Topps baseball card featuring former Milwaukee Brewers slugger John Jaha):

Ready...

We warned you...

There you have it: a sensational view of the hallowed grounds at the Allianz Arena that looks to be primed and ready to host a match. As always...