Daily Schmankerl: Lewandowski has wife and children!? Müller flashes skillz, Neuer Dance Revolution, Premier League in China, and more!

Does Robert Lewandowski have a wife and children?! (AZ)

When I read this headline, I had a brief moment of panic and wondered whether AZ might be breaking a story about Robert Lewandowski having a second wife with children. Fortunately, that is not the case. AZ is really so starved for content, like all of us, they ran a full-blown biopic about Lewandowski’s life and family.

I guess there are Bayern fans out there who don’t already know about his wife Anna Lewandowska and his daughter?

Belgium Pro League moves toward cancellation (BBC)

Premier League in China? (The Athletic)

The Premier League is still searching for a way to finish the season. One club has seriously proposed finishing the season in China. The Athletic writes,

The proponents of the idea suggested that taking the Premier League out of the country would be a way to decrease strain on the National Health Service and free up club facilities for use by emergency services and local authorities.”

But this is one idea that is likely dead on arrival. An anonymous club CEO told The Athletic,

The country that keeps getting proposed is China. It just doesn’t make any sense. It is a crazy idea and I think it will get firmly rejected. If we were to pick up the Premier League and move it to another part of world right now we’d get absolutely slaughtered.

Another Premier League “club director” described the idea as “a waste of energy...Unfortunately only God and the pandemic can make this decision. And it does not look likely.”

Mrs. Richards wins “Who is this?” challenge

Wait for it:

Introducing The Dancing Van Persies

He named his son Shaqueel?

Interesting backyard, Berni

Hi, my name is Thomas and I’m very bored

Manuel Neuer dance, dance revolution

Javi just out there, man, communing with the universe

We feel ya, Sarpreet