OMG it’s so exciting you guys! We here at Bavarian Football Works have compiled definitive proof that Leroy Sane is about to join Bayern Munich. How so? Well, a large number of factors seem to be coming together to make this transfer a reality, and together they make a compelling case for the winger’s impending switch from Manchester City. After all, it’s on the Internet!!1! It must be true.
Falk’s psychic connection to Rummenigge
Christian Falk, a German journalist who works for Bayern Munich’s favorite publication, Bild, is well known in the industry for possessing incredible psychic powers. In another life, he would’ve had a great career as an X-Man. Unfortunately, even psychics need to pay the bills, and Falk chose to turn to the noble profession of journalism as his outlet.
Falk is renowned for his strong insider connections to Bayern, but this couldn’t be farther from the truth. In reality, he gets his information by astrally projecting to Säbener Strasse and listening in on confidential meetings and conversations. There is no mole in Munich — Falk is a one-man show. He is Astral Mole Man.
Today, he shared an update re:Sane from club CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge:
Falk neglects to mention how he knows what KHR is thinking: he obviously used telepathy to read his mind and is sharing the info with us. There is of course no other way he could know this kind of info, and indeed if another journalist posted it we’d know it was complete nonsense.
However, since it’s Falk, we have to believe it. Sané’s on his way folks.
The man in the RED hoodie
Here’s a quick one that needs no explanation. What are ManCity’s colors? BLUE. What are Bayern Munich’s colors? RED. Now Leroy Sané was spotted coming to City training today wearing a RED hoodie. Of course, that can only mean one thing — he’s joining Bayern.
Leroy Sane is back from his vacation with a message, he is wearing red pic.twitter.com/hsHEbeEm2T— Bayern mania (@Bayern_mania) July 12, 2019
It is well known that footballers make their feelings known by their choice of wardrobe, almost like highly-paid chameleons. Here, Sané is clearly hinting at his impending move to Bayern, and ManCity felt so threatened that they were compelled to delete the tweet.
Of course, it could just be that Sane casually chose to wear a red hoodie to training, but that make no sense. What self-respecting World-Class Player™ would wear anything that did not convey his innermost thoughts and desires?
The Cornrow Twins
Sané’s national team partner Serge Gnabry, clearly sensing the impending arrival of Leroy Sané, has changed his hairstyle to match that of the young ManCity winger. Once Sané arrives, both Bayern’s starting left and right wingers will be virtually indistinguishable to their opponents, throwing defenses into utter confusion with their overlapping runs.
Performance tests | Serge Gnabry pic.twitter.com/EGrVsMD633— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) July 12, 2019
When asked about his hairstyle, Gnabry affirmed that he had contact with Sané but refused to say more. It’s clear that he knows what’s going to happen and is sending us true fans a hint of what is to come.