An ode to Sebastian Rode that would make Leslie Knope proud

Up in Bayern heaven, here's the scheme

Trade your red for Dortmund dreams

And now that you are in yellow

You make a running tackle and score a goal

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Miss you in the Bayern fashion

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Stern de Sudens floating on the breeze

And we won't miss now and again

We know you're out there picking Tuchel's brain

But here's the part that'll hurt the most

Mkhitaryan just hit the post

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Miss you in the Bayern fashion

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Stern des Sudens floating on the breeze

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Miss you in the Bayern fashion

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian

Stern des Sudens floating on the breeze

Maybe someday you'll ride up again

And I know I'll miss my box-to-box friend

Lace your boots and try

Lace your boots and try

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