Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid: Champions League Semi-final | Lineups & Gamethread

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Lineups

Bayern Munich

as coached by Pep Guardiola

Mario Mandzukic

Franck Ribery - Toni Kroos - Arjen Robben

Bastian Schweinsteiger - Phillip Lahm

David Alaba - Dante - Jerome Boateng - Rafinha

Manuel Neuer

Subs: Lukas Raeder, Leopold Zingerle, Javi Martinez, Claudio Pizarro, Mario Götze, Mitchell Weiser, Thomas Müller

Real Madrid

as coached by Carlo Ancelotti.

Karim Benzema

Cristiano Ronaldo - Isco - Angel Di Maria

Luka Modric - Xabi Alonso

Fabio Contrao - Sergio Ramos - Pepe - Daniel Carvajal

Iker Casillas

Subs: Diego Lopez, Raphael Varane, Gareth Bale, Marcelo, Casemiro, Alvaro Morata, Asier Illarramendi

MIA SAN MIA. And may the best team win.