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An FC Bayern Munich Christmas Carol

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Let it heal.

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What's Christmas without a little irreverence and some holiday wishes for Bayern Munich? To that end, here is a semi-brand new Christmas carol written specifically for them in their time of plight - plight being a relative term.

Merry Christmas from Bavarian Football Works.

Oh the injury list is frightful
And the trainer's table is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
Let it heal, let it heal, let it heal

The injuries don't show signs of stopping
And I've got hamstrings for popping
The surgery lights are turned way down low
Let it heal, let it heal, let it heal

When we finally heal up right
How we'll love going out on the pitch
But if you really work out right
All the goals will be yours

And your ACL is slowly dying
And your MCL is still defying
But as long as you work out so
Let it heal, let it heal, let it heal