Did you think your life was complete? If you did you were wrong, as German comedy trio Y-Titty's new song, "Manuel Neuer" proves to be the next stage in all of our lives.
And this song hits all the right notes:
Saturated with cheesiness? Check
Manuel Neuer's face crudely pasted onto hundreds of items? Check
Hilarious dig at Lukas Podolski? Check
A reference to Manuel Neuer being the new Fußballgott over Bastian Schweinsteiger? Double check and a new paradigm for us all to digest
Sit back and crank this baby on repeat because the intersection of infectious pop punk with Manuel Neuer only ends in resplendent glory.
Here's a rough and dirty Google Translate of the lyrics in case you don't speak German:
Hair, eyes so blue. A football star, every woman's dream. paws steel hold each ball. Has brought the title and I thought of him every night. Maybe this is not a love song, but Neuer! Maybe that's no chorus, but Manuel Neuer! Maybe I do not play guitar, but Manuel Neuer! If you think it's no longer comes from somewhere Manuel Neuer! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! Manuel Neuer . Maybe I do not MC ^ 2, but Manuel Neuer. Maybe Manuel is not older, but Manuel Neuer. Maybe this is not the cud, but Manuel Neuer. Maybe I'm not at Disneyland, but New in Manuel.Maybe this is not a love song, but Neuer! Maybe this is not a chorus, but Manuel Neuer! Maybe I do not play guitar, but Manuel Neuer! If you think it's no longer comes from somewhere Manuel Neuer! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! Manuel Neuer , ohooo! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! Manuel Neuer, ohooo! washing machines live longer with Manuel Neuer. Why here is actually around the straw? Manuel Neuer. Maybe that's not a fire, but Manuel Neuer. Perhaps living in Loch Ness not a monster, but Lukas Podolski! Maybe this is not a love song, but Neuer! Maybe this is not a chorus, but Manuel Neuer! Maybe I do not play guitar, but Manuel Neuer! If you think it's no longer comes from somewhere Manuel Neuer! Manuel Neuer, best goalkeeper! Manuel Neuer, best striker! Manuel Neuer, poets and thinkers! Manuel Neuer, Chancellor,Manuel Neuer .