Wednesday UEFA Champions League Open Thread

In UEFA Champions League action this Wednesday:

Chelsea vs. FC Basel at Stamford Bridge - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Schalke 04 vs. Steaua Bucuresti at Veltins Arena - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Marseille vs. Arsenal at Stade Velodrome - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Napoli vs. Borussia Dortmund at Stadio San Paolo - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Atletico Madrid vs. Zenit St. Petersburg at Vicente Calderon - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Austria Vienna vs. FC Porto at Generali Arena - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

AC Milan vs. Celtic at Stadio Giuseppe Meazza - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

Barcelona vs. Ajax at Camp Nou - 2:45 PM ET( 8:45 PM CET)

This is your open thread. Go nuts according to the following requirements and conditions.

It shall contain Mesut Ozil references. It shall contain Anatoliy Tymoshuck references. It should contain Lukas Podolski references. It may contain Neymar references. And by references, I mean squeals of joy. Enjoy the matches.